In heaven, there were two huge signs.
The first read, Men Who Did What Their Wives Told Them to Do.
The line of men under this sign stretched as far as the eye could see.
The second sign stated, Men Who Did What They Wanted to Do.
Only one man stood under that sign.
Intrigued, St. Peter said to the lone man, “No one has ever stood under this sign. Tell me about yourself’.”
The man shrugged and said, “Not much to say; my wife told me to stand here.”

– Oscar Martinez on The Office, played by Oscar Nuñez

Image header: Salary men in Tokyo neatly queue up, A Continuous Lean, CC-BY-2.0