Joke | 4 Catholic men and 1 Catholic woman boast about their children

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.

The first man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.”

The second man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.”

The third man says, “My son is a Cardinal.. When he enters a room, everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.”

The fourth man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.”

Since the lone woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?”

She replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24″ waist and 34” hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”