TAOISM: Shit happens
ZEN: What is the sound of shit happening?
BUDDHISM: When shit happens, is it really shit?
CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
CATHOLICISM: Shit happens because you are SINNERS.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
SCIENTOLOGY: Shit happens if you’re on our shit list.
RASTAFARIANISM: Let’s smoke this shit.
NEWAGE: Visualize shit not happening. This isn’t shit if I really believe it’s chocolate.
EST: If my shit bothers you, that’s your fault.
ATHEISM: I don’t believe this shit!
COMMUNISM. Equal shit happens to all people.
EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn’t happen; shit is.
DARWINISM: Survival of the shittiest.
RED CROSS: Shit happens – send money.
SHAKESPEARE: To shit or Not to shit, that is the question.
JULIUS CAESAR: I came, I saw, I shitted. (Veni, Vidi, Shitty)
NEIL ARMSTRONG: One small shit for a man… One giant heap for mankind.
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